Burgers

Mum has this hobby of torturing our stuffed animals.

Arwah Bo.

She would tie up their arms, hang them upside them down, write sad messages next to them and if she's feeling really evil, she would even give them to the cats.

So last Monday I was in desperate need of a printer to print out my assignments and I realized around noon that my printer ran out of ink. Perfect timing I swear.

Long story short, I ended up in Sunway with Binxy!

 She was suppose to be in Monash to do work, and I needed to print out and photostat a crap load of work so we decided to meet up and do work together.

I don't think we've ever done that before.

 Even in high school, when we were sitting together, I don't think we ever did work together haha.

Then we both felt like having burgers so off to Johnny Rockets we merrily skipped!

 Meat meat meat!

The guy drew a smiley face with the ketchup which is adorable. I love that place! 

All the dancing, happy faces, and upbeat music! It's like stepping into a Hairspray movie or something.

Also, that day I came to realize that i have to probably learn how to eat more like a lady and less like a...cow. 

See the difference between how a lady eats and how a cow eats can be illustrated through:

How a lady eats. (Binxy's burger)

Cow

Malas

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2)School

3)University

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6)Kemahiran Insaniah

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8)Birthday Parties

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2) I had period cramps,

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5)My dog died. 

6)My cat died .

7) The sink is clogged therefore somebody needs to be home when the plumber arrives.

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