Malas

I'm starting a website.

It's called www.malasnakmampus.com

We shall offer services for those MnM customers who are simply too tired and lazy to go through daily life in environments such as :

1)Work

2)School

3)University

4)Kindergarten ( With parent/guardian 's consent)

5)Motivational talks

6)Kemahiran Insaniah

7)Weddings

8)Birthday Parties

The service consists of generating a whole format of fake MCs with believable medical conditions  approved by professionals that is personally suited for each individual based on their past medical records submitted through via email.

We will also provide for ready-made excuse letters which contains a variety of legit reasonable excuses to choose from such as :

1) My car broke down.

2) I had period cramps,

3) My grandmother is sick

4)I need to balik kampung to collect some rambutan because it is fruit season and wasting is forbidden in my religion.

5)My dog died. 

6)My cat died .

7) The sink is clogged therefore somebody needs to be home when the plumber arrives.

Furthermore, we  also provide for a  team of fairly dedicated members who will be willing to pick up the phone and pose as anybody responsible (eg. Mother,Father,Doctor,Psychiatrist,That Uptight Aunty) enough to answer the calls if need arises for further explanation on any matters.

The team is only fairly dedicated of course for they too, are all malasnakmampus.

With our high tech technology imported from the international based company, BanyaknyaKerja Sdn Bhd we are also able to provide our customers with detailed tables and graphs to show the frequency of times they have skipped classes or functions in order for our customers to keep track of their records for future references.

For those interested please give us a call at 1-300-88-finalsarecoming-3456

Or email us at fedupwithwork@gmail.com