Recap

In no particular order...

1) High Tea

It was my aunt's birthday a few weeks back so we decided to dress up all syok sendiri and treat her to a fancy high tea.

 I have no idea why but the women in my family are really into this whole high tea thing.

Me especially. 

I like sitting down pretending like I'm one of  those ladies in a Jane Austen novel holding a dainty teacup in my hand talking about the difference between cream and beige. 

It really is enjoyable I swear.

Especially when you are not the one paying ahaks!

They had sugar cubes okay!! CUBES guys!

Faints.

2) Meowie's Birthday

Meowie.

Yup. Our very own little Meowie turned 22! *sobs into a handkerchief*

First time I saw Meowie bukan nama sebenar was on the first day as a degree student.

I was stuck in a class filled with people I didn't know wondering how the hell I ended up there and  I remember being somewhat  intimidated by her because Meowie was all sparkly like an Asian Barbie with her long swishy hair and immaculate eyebrows and I was all female Nobita-on-crack with my selipar jepun and hobo like tshirt and jeans.

I don't know what got into her head that day  to make her come up to me and introduce herself but I will forever be thankful for that because man, I just cannot imagine going through degree or internship without this catlady!

The yolo  person who will always encourage me to try new things and get off my bed and live life..

<3

Life would definitely be a boring black and white mooting attire without her around that's for sure :)

Happy 22nd buddy boo!

3) Results

My exam results were scheduled to come out on a Friday so I waited for the email to come and started refreshing the page from midnight till about 2:15am.

After about 39430898 times clicking the refresh button I fell asleep and the email came in around 4am.

Alhamdullilah good news. It's a girl!   

I passed!

Now off to the sixth semester yippee ya yay

4) Fat day with Master and Joy Eeps.

Basically that day we really wanted to eat for no reason so we just parked the car somewhere, got on a very random golf buggy thing, went to a random shop and ate.

Like pigs. Oink.

"We are hungry don't mess with us"-face 

6) Mamak therapy session

I had ghee tosai that day and it tasted like little of  drops buttery heaven.

We took the picture below after breakfast in the car and this was the only one that got approved for public viewing.

These  mamak sessions play an essential part in my life in order to prevent insanity and pre-mature aging.

They keep wrinkles off my face and for that I love them!

You can totally tell they love me too I mean..

Ngaw guys stahp

7) Horse riding

Finally!

Tagged along Binxy  on Chinese New Year, cause she goes there for her lessons and boy was it fun!

It was so weird riding a horse. I didn't expect it to feel so...alive.

I probably won't be galloping along on the horse like King Peter in Narnia like I sort of fantasized anytime soon , but it was an experience nevertheless!

Got over my fear of horse hairs too.

I don't know why but it bothers me.

Horsey looking annoyed because he had to work on a public holiday.

Me harassing the horse.

8) Snooker

Played snooker! Or pool. I don't remember which one.

No pictures taken because Jo Eeps and I were so busy trying not to lose.

We lost anyway. It is okay though.

Ada hikmah tu ada hikmah *nods wisely*

Sheep photobombed us how rude

9) Kingsman

Omg. People should watch this movie.

Humor,explosions,immaculate fashion,british accents,cute guy, action kicking right left and centre and not much sexual content!

Which I think is deeply refreshing.

These days it's hard to find a movie where the camera doesn't pan down to some sort of explicit scene ten minutes into the movie.

Go watch if you have not!

Okayla I'm bored bye

Exams be gone

Failing and dying

Yup that's it for now.

Burgers

Mum has this hobby of torturing our stuffed animals.

Arwah Bo.

She would tie up their arms, hang them upside them down, write sad messages next to them and if she's feeling really evil, she would even give them to the cats.

So last Monday I was in desperate need of a printer to print out my assignments and I realized around noon that my printer ran out of ink. Perfect timing I swear.

Long story short, I ended up in Sunway with Binxy!

 She was suppose to be in Monash to do work, and I needed to print out and photostat a crap load of work so we decided to meet up and do work together.

I don't think we've ever done that before.

 Even in high school, when we were sitting together, I don't think we ever did work together haha.

Then we both felt like having burgers so off to Johnny Rockets we merrily skipped!

 Meat meat meat!

The guy drew a smiley face with the ketchup which is adorable. I love that place! 

All the dancing, happy faces, and upbeat music! It's like stepping into a Hairspray movie or something.

Also, that day I came to realize that i have to probably learn how to eat more like a lady and less like a...cow. 

See the difference between how a lady eats and how a cow eats can be illustrated through:

How a lady eats. (Binxy's burger)

Cow

Malas

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2)School

3)University

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5)Motivational talks

6)Kemahiran Insaniah

7)Weddings

8)Birthday Parties

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1) My car broke down.

2) I had period cramps,

3) My grandmother is sick

4)I need to balik kampung to collect some rambutan because it is fruit season and wasting is forbidden in my religion.

5)My dog died. 

6)My cat died .

7) The sink is clogged therefore somebody needs to be home when the plumber arrives.

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Get up tick tock

Tests, assignments, final year project paper all piling up. 

I've been relying on Nescafe to keep me awake and active at night because sleeping on time like I usually do means that I'll wake up to a crap load of work the next morning and big fat regret sign on my forehead.

But even when I don't have time, I still manage to find a way to waste time.

I always regret that few hours I spend on the Internet either going through Youtube or browsing Tumblr .

And yet, here I am..

Cameron Highland's Smokehouse Adventure

The other day we had scones!

See, the three of us were always talking about taking some time off from studies and the mundane daily routines and just get in the car (well originally it was a plane) and go somewhere we could take pictures and have nice food and just have fun.

But the problem is , with all three of us studying different things in different places with different holidays, every plan for a short little getaway failed. Sometimes because of the money , and most of the time it's because of the timing.

But somehow, this random little trip worked out! 

Our initial plan was to go to London. But that was a bit too ambitious for the moment so we settled for somewhere a little more...ah screw it. I'm just going to pretend we went to London. 

Okay. London. We went to Cameron Highlands London ! Yes.

Yeah in case you were wondering what's with the flower crowns, that was my fault. I insisted that everyone should bring along their flower crowns so we could take pictures and pretend we were woodland creatures.

Talk about a deprived childhood.

The trip there was rather pleasant! I thought we were going to sleep in the car first class section of the airplane but of course we didn't.

We babbled on the entire journey more than my primary school teacher during Monday assemblies.

Anyhoo, the main event was the food of course! We had the delectable scones I was craving for almost 4 months and then pigged out on other tea type food like sandwiches and tiny cakes.

We even insisted on waiting till 11am (which was when they start serving tea) just so we could have the tea and scones.

Fairy creatures

Those eggs. They just stare deep into your soul...

Ironically I didn't take pictures of the scones. 

London Cameron  was definitely much colder than the last time I went! The weather was cold enough for us to prance around in our dresses and it only started drizzling after we were done exploring the ground and taking pictures.

That's us walking down two paths pretending to be dramatic.

We also had lavender ice cream for the very first time! It tasted exactly like how it smells. I'm not really sure if that's a good thing, but it was fascinating nevertheless.

Two hands holding lavender ice cream with lavender in the background oh and look got yellow flowers

Me floating gracefully towards the gate and another fairy creature.

You'll probably just see my backside throughout this whole thing, mainly because I'm too lazy to censor out my face.

And then we got married and lived happily ever after..

Look at Juliekin's terrified face at the thought of being married to me. 

All in all it was a pretty fantastic day!

So next stop, New Zealand Negeri Sembilan!! :D

Me

Me : I want that.

Life : But you can't have it.

Me: But i want.

Life : You can't have it.

Me :But I want.

Life : I said no.

Me : But i want.

Life : Fine. Here You go.

Me : Mehh. Nevermind.

 All the damn time.