A birthday and a wedding

Caution: Some extreme photo spamming involved. Content not suitable for mature audience.

Hello!

Been a while eh.

Woke up yesterday with a horrible gastric, went to university anyway for a test (worth 15% or else I probably would've considered...okay maybe not), sat for the test all grumpy cat, felt super disoriented, went home and took a long nap and woke up again feeling like crap.

Anyway. I have some serious recapping to do. Lets get started children!

1) Baby Jaz's Birthday!

Yup. Little baby Jaz is not so little anymore!

Went early with Binxy and her family to get the cake and then arrived at  beautiful Kingfisher  (such a quaint little campsite! The river flowing and perfect picnic spots kind of reminds me of the good old days back in my kampung!), and we got started on the decorations!

About 5 minutes later Juliekins and Lootyfi arrived and then the real decorating starts.

 I've never been really good at all this arts and crafts stuff, so the girls decided what goes where and I followed instructions because I am err..good at following instructions.

The end product looked rather great if I may so myself!

Hanging balloons so the guests know where we at 

And oh dear the cake...

How extremely adorable is the cake!

Tasted amazing as well! I felt kind of sad when they cut it to be honest. 

Oh the theme of the birthday was Hello Kitty by the way! In case that wasn't obvious or anything..haha.

Thanks for having us Binxy and family!

2) Juliekins mummy's wedding!

Okay seriously, what an extremely beautiful and magical wedding it was! (I should stop exhausting my use of exclamation marks but I really can't .I'm trying, really.)

I don't usually get invited to weddings so you can imagine my excitement.

*rolls around on the floor*

A day before the wedding we met up to help out with the stickers for the door gifts.

Binxy designed the stickers  and since it was a Saturday and the shop was empty we just sat there, made ourselves at home and did all the cutting there using the scary fancy slicer.

And then we stuck them on the candle boxes and  tadaaa we got ourselves some..

Door gifts! 

The candle smells amazing. I'm sneakily burning one as I'm typing these words right now.

Now I'm faced with a dilemma though.

I don't know if I should give out candles or bubble blowers for my wedding. 

Never mind about finding the husband, I'm already worried about my door gifts.

Pretty buddies!

Ahh..I love weddings. I think  my favorite part about weddings in general is when the groom kisses the bride's forehead :) 

Oh and the beef curry!!

 The wedding reception that night was just as beautiful! 

So many fresh flowers I felt like stealing some to press in my Harry Potter books...

Maybe I was giving out really strong signals or something because in the end Juliekin's mum gave us a huge bouquet each to bring home and I had to try very hard to resist skipping in joy .

Thank you so much to Juliekins and family for letting us be a part of a beautiful wedding!

Also, I'm going to continue everything else in the next post ( or maybe I won't) because blogger is getting laggy and I'm getting hungry. 

First Class of the Semester

The new semester started today and I had my first class at ten in the morning.

Lecturer: 

This semester we will also look  into the 4 types of feminisme..something..something... and then look into cases like Beatrice Fernandez ...You will already be familiar with this of course..Inez Gracia case as well...killed the rapist but was imprisoned..equality..something..something... understand?

Other Students : 

*nods*

Me :

Whaa

Lecturer :

 And also.. Karl Marx...stated the law as oppression of the working class..something..as well as the Das Kapital..And of course some of you may be familiar with George Orwell? Animal Farm?

Student:

 Ah yes, Animal Farm!

Other Students: 

*Nods*

Me:

Recap

In no particular order...

1) High Tea

It was my aunt's birthday a few weeks back so we decided to dress up all syok sendiri and treat her to a fancy high tea.

 I have no idea why but the women in my family are really into this whole high tea thing.

Me especially. 

I like sitting down pretending like I'm one of  those ladies in a Jane Austen novel holding a dainty teacup in my hand talking about the difference between cream and beige. 

It really is enjoyable I swear.

Especially when you are not the one paying ahaks!

They had sugar cubes okay!! CUBES guys!

Faints.

2) Meowie's Birthday

Meowie.

Yup. Our very own little Meowie turned 22! *sobs into a handkerchief*

First time I saw Meowie bukan nama sebenar was on the first day as a degree student.

I was stuck in a class filled with people I didn't know wondering how the hell I ended up there and  I remember being somewhat  intimidated by her because Meowie was all sparkly like an Asian Barbie with her long swishy hair and immaculate eyebrows and I was all female Nobita-on-crack with my selipar jepun and hobo like tshirt and jeans.

I don't know what got into her head that day  to make her come up to me and introduce herself but I will forever be thankful for that because man, I just cannot imagine going through degree or internship without this catlady!

The yolo  person who will always encourage me to try new things and get off my bed and live life..

<3

Life would definitely be a boring black and white mooting attire without her around that's for sure :)

Happy 22nd buddy boo!

3) Results

My exam results were scheduled to come out on a Friday so I waited for the email to come and started refreshing the page from midnight till about 2:15am.

After about 39430898 times clicking the refresh button I fell asleep and the email came in around 4am.

Alhamdullilah good news. It's a girl!   

I passed!

Now off to the sixth semester yippee ya yay

4) Fat day with Master and Joy Eeps.

Basically that day we really wanted to eat for no reason so we just parked the car somewhere, got on a very random golf buggy thing, went to a random shop and ate.

Like pigs. Oink.

"We are hungry don't mess with us"-face 

6) Mamak therapy session

I had ghee tosai that day and it tasted like little of  drops buttery heaven.

We took the picture below after breakfast in the car and this was the only one that got approved for public viewing.

These  mamak sessions play an essential part in my life in order to prevent insanity and pre-mature aging.

They keep wrinkles off my face and for that I love them!

You can totally tell they love me too I mean..

Ngaw guys stahp

7) Horse riding

Finally!

Tagged along Binxy  on Chinese New Year, cause she goes there for her lessons and boy was it fun!

It was so weird riding a horse. I didn't expect it to feel so...alive.

I probably won't be galloping along on the horse like King Peter in Narnia like I sort of fantasized anytime soon , but it was an experience nevertheless!

Got over my fear of horse hairs too.

I don't know why but it bothers me.

Horsey looking annoyed because he had to work on a public holiday.

Me harassing the horse.

8) Snooker

Played snooker! Or pool. I don't remember which one.

No pictures taken because Jo Eeps and I were so busy trying not to lose.

We lost anyway. It is okay though.

Ada hikmah tu ada hikmah *nods wisely*

Sheep photobombed us how rude

9) Kingsman

Omg. People should watch this movie.

Humor,explosions,immaculate fashion,british accents,cute guy, action kicking right left and centre and not much sexual content!

Which I think is deeply refreshing.

These days it's hard to find a movie where the camera doesn't pan down to some sort of explicit scene ten minutes into the movie.

Go watch if you have not!

Okayla I'm bored bye

Exams be gone

Failing and dying

Yup that's it for now.

Burgers

Mum has this hobby of torturing our stuffed animals.

Arwah Bo.

She would tie up their arms, hang them upside them down, write sad messages next to them and if she's feeling really evil, she would even give them to the cats.

So last Monday I was in desperate need of a printer to print out my assignments and I realized around noon that my printer ran out of ink. Perfect timing I swear.

Long story short, I ended up in Sunway with Binxy!

 She was suppose to be in Monash to do work, and I needed to print out and photostat a crap load of work so we decided to meet up and do work together.

I don't think we've ever done that before.

 Even in high school, when we were sitting together, I don't think we ever did work together haha.

Then we both felt like having burgers so off to Johnny Rockets we merrily skipped!

 Meat meat meat!

The guy drew a smiley face with the ketchup which is adorable. I love that place! 

All the dancing, happy faces, and upbeat music! It's like stepping into a Hairspray movie or something.

Also, that day I came to realize that i have to probably learn how to eat more like a lady and less like a...cow. 

See the difference between how a lady eats and how a cow eats can be illustrated through:

How a lady eats. (Binxy's burger)

Cow

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6)Kemahiran Insaniah

7)Weddings

8)Birthday Parties

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1) My car broke down.

2) I had period cramps,

3) My grandmother is sick

4)I need to balik kampung to collect some rambutan because it is fruit season and wasting is forbidden in my religion.

5)My dog died. 

6)My cat died .

7) The sink is clogged therefore somebody needs to be home when the plumber arrives.

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Get up tick tock

Tests, assignments, final year project paper all piling up. 

I've been relying on Nescafe to keep me awake and active at night because sleeping on time like I usually do means that I'll wake up to a crap load of work the next morning and big fat regret sign on my forehead.

But even when I don't have time, I still manage to find a way to waste time.

I always regret that few hours I spend on the Internet either going through Youtube or browsing Tumblr .

And yet, here I am..